Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle
By James Schlarmann, April 15, 2021 NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The International Institute of Finding and Labeling Racists has determined that as of the...
Thoughts and Prayers Stop Next Mass Shooter Just Before He Pulls the Trigger
By James Schlarmann April 13, 2021 COUSINLOVER, ALABAMA — Some are calling it a “miracle.” Others are calling it a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence. However one chooses...
Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”
By James Schlarmann VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a segment on Fox & Morons this morning that...
Outgoing President Trump Sues Math
Philadelphia, PA - In the most ambitious yet of a series of lawsuits aimed at overturning the results of this month's election, President Donald Trump’s...
Tucker Carlson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Tucker Carlson is admired by white nationalists, elected officials, and maybe some of your relatives or coworkers. Given that he has the ear of so...
Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret on the Hill; pro-MAGA politicians dislike Dr. Anthony Fauci. Yesterday, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) got into a heated...
BURGLAR SUES HOMEOWNER AFTER BEING RAPED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS WHILE STUCK IN HOUSE’S PET DOOR
A young home invader arrested after calling the police himself to report he was being raped by his victim’s dogs, has filed an $850,000 lawsuit...
TEENAGER SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $250,000 FOR NAMING HIM GAYLORD
A 17-year old boy from Missouri has launched a civil lawsuit against his parents for naming him Gaylord as a child, a name which allegedly...
MAN SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $1.8M FOR DRESSING HIM UP AS A GIRL UNTIL HE WAS 14
A young man from San Francisco launched a controversial civil lawsuit against his parents this morning, demanding $1,857,250 in financial compensation for being raised as...