TRUMP LEFT BEHIND UNPAID $1 MILLION MCDONALD’S TAB FOR BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Presidential transitions take time, and as such, it can be months into a new administration when the public is made aware of...
Outgoing President Trump Sues Math
Philadelphia, PA - In the most ambitious yet of a series of lawsuits aimed at overturning the results of this month's election, President Donald Trump’s...
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
Any major change in life always requires a bit of getting used to, and according to a new report, it seems that is especially true...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three weeks...
MyPillow Guy Gonna Be Governor Of Minnesota Just As Soon As Trump Is Re-Elected
Mike Lindell has been very busy lately. He's been out there trying to sell oleander, a well known poison, as a cure for COVID-19. He's...
As Trump Flails, People Noticing Parler Is Twitter, Only Dumber
Turns out the only reason people are on Parler is to market to stupid MAGA types who don't realize top "Parlays" are just copied tweets!...
Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new...
Guys Who Wear Masks Probably Do Hot Butt Stuff With Their Human Girlfriends, What LOSERS
Love it when Fox News idiots and other wingnuts accidentally reveal their insane insecurities when they don't even know it. Hello, Fox News dude bro...
Trump Supporters Sure Have Some Messed Up Inauguration Day Plans
In one month, to the day, Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States of America. I believe this,...