Jesus, Peter Doocy Is Dumb
By Evan HurstJuly 15, 2021 10:00 AM Got another one for your Jen Psaki Dickpunches Peter Doocy file, which is obviously a file you are...
Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border
By James Schlarmann January 11, 2021. America’s most bitterly public divorce just got, somehow, even more testy. That’s because outgoing lame duck one-term President Donald...
TRUMP LEFT BEHIND UNPAID $1 MILLION MCDONALD’S TAB FOR BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Presidential transitions take time, and as such, it can be months into a new administration when the public is made aware of...
Outgoing President Trump Sues Math
Philadelphia, PA - In the most ambitious yet of a series of lawsuits aimed at overturning the results of this month's election, President Donald Trump’s...
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
Any major change in life always requires a bit of getting used to, and according to a new report, it seems that is especially true...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three weeks...
MyPillow Guy Gonna Be Governor Of Minnesota Just As Soon As Trump Is Re-Elected
Mike Lindell has been very busy lately. He's been out there trying to sell oleander, a well known poison, as a cure for COVID-19. He's...
As Trump Flails, People Noticing Parler Is Twitter, Only Dumber
Turns out the only reason people are on Parler is to market to stupid MAGA types who don't realize top "Parlays" are just copied tweets!...
Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new...