Evangelical Pastor: Either Gay People Exist Or Evolution Happened. Can’t Have Both!
By ROBYN PENNACCHIA Right-wing pastor Jack Hibbs does not believe in evolution. In fact, he has frequently appeared with our old pal, Ray "Bananaman" Comfort,...
“Religion is the opium of the masses.” – Karl Marx
Weltschmerz is a literary concept describing the feeling experienced by an individual who believes that reality can never satisfy the expectations of the mind, resulting...
House Speaker Mike Johnson Pushing Christian Extremist ‘Ex-Gay’ Torture? LORDY THERE ARE TAPES
Your daily MIKE JOHNSON IS A FUCKING LUNATIC story By EVAN HURST NOV 2, 2023 Time to shine a brighter light on new House Speaker...
JESUS: “SILENCING TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ISN’T CHRISTIAN, IT’S CUNTY”
PUBLISHED ON MAY 3, 2023 BY JAMES SCHLARMANN “I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone.” In Montana, elected Republicans have...
Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.
By James Schlarmann This week, Daily Wire columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh — a devout evangelical Christian conservative — appeared on The Dr. Phil Show...
Crisis For Christianity? Biblical Scholars Have Discovered That The 12 Apostles Considered Jesus More Like The Fez Of Their Friend Group Than Their Leader
New research out of Oxford University’s Biblical Studies department has just uncovered shocking new information that has Christians all over the world reconsidering their religious...
And Now For A Regular Normal Totally Not Weird Message From Marjorie Taylor Greene
Hey y'all, remember how Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is normal now, after her week of being an elder statesman establishment type who stood by...
Jesus, Firewood, Murder: A True Story
My wife and I went to a local wood yard to pick up firewood, as we normally do this time of year. It’s a massive...
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this...