Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

September 20, 2023

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In an interview on Sean Hannity’s Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump’s third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn’t answer.

“Tell me something, Sean. Why is New York Attorney General Letitia James going after President Daddy’s business? She says it’s because we committed white collar crimes,” Eric Trump whined to Hannity, “Well, guess what, Letity? We’re white! Okay? We’re white. And what’s the point of white collar crimes if white people aren’t allowed to commit white collar crimes? Daddy told me that blue people get to commit blue collar crimes, so why isn’t Letity James going after the blue people? Daddy also told me black people commit more crime than white people because it’s in their nature or whatever, but until Dr. Ronny Jackson confirms that very real scientific fact Daddy told me, just keep it under your hat, Sean.”

During one emotional moment, Eric reiterated calls he’s made in the past for President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, to be “fully and completely investigated,” claiming that because he had his See-N-Say toy investigated in 2020, that “fair’s fair” and Hunter should be investigated as well.

“Why come nobody is talking about Hunter Biden except all the time and non-stop, Sean? Answer me that, liberal media,” Eric shouted.Eric denied that the Trump Organization “has done anything that bad” and that James is “continuing the witch hunt” against his father.

“For years they’ve been trying to get President Daddy, just because he has a history of lying and committing fraud! As if! Why come Letity James is all up inside Daddy’s business, but she hasn’t once asked Hillary Clinton about hiring Ben Gozzi to spy on Daddy’s computers, huh? This is a witch hunt, and just because it happened to actually catch witches this time, that doesn’t mean they have any right to hold a good, clean, Lawrence Welk loving, melanin-deficient man accountable for jack squat, Sean!”

As Eric continued to cry, Hannity cut to a commercial.