LOTTERY WINNER SHOWS UP NAKED FOR HIS WORK SHIFT AT WALMART WITH BOSS’S FACE TATTOOED ON HIS ASS
A Walmart employee from Cincinnati found a fairly unusual way to leave his job after winning $13,2 million at the lottery, showing up entirely naked...
AREA WOMAN ASKS JESUS TO PROTECT TRUMP. JESUS SAYS NO
Topeka, KS — Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for the safety and security of Donald Trump. Ms. Waters, a born-again evangelical Christian, asked...
MAN WHO GOT D- IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS HAS STRONG OPINIONS ON FAUCI’S PERFORMANCE
Burt Thompson is a retired off-road racer. For more than two decades, Burt raced his trucks in various competitive leagues. He never won a world...
Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job
The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories, created...
8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism
By James Schlarmann May 20, 2021 A new poll in Crosslight Monthly, a magazine written by and for members of the Ku Klux Klan shows...
Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border
By James Schlarmann January 11, 2021. America’s most bitterly public divorce just got, somehow, even more testy. That’s because outgoing lame duck one-term President Donald...
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle
By James Schlarmann, April 15, 2021 NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The International Institute of Finding and Labeling Racists has determined that as of the...
Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret on the Hill; pro-MAGA politicians dislike Dr. Anthony Fauci. Yesterday, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) got into a heated...
BURGLAR SUES HOMEOWNER AFTER BEING RAPED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS WHILE STUCK IN HOUSE’S PET DOOR
A young home invader arrested after calling the police himself to report he was being raped by his victim’s dogs, has filed an $850,000 lawsuit...