Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret on the Hill; pro-MAGA politicians dislike Dr. Anthony Fauci. Yesterday, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) got into a heated...
BURGLAR SUES HOMEOWNER AFTER BEING RAPED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS WHILE STUCK IN HOUSE’S PET DOOR
A young home invader arrested after calling the police himself to report he was being raped by his victim’s dogs, has filed an $850,000 lawsuit...
TEENAGER SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $250,000 FOR NAMING HIM GAYLORD
A 17-year old boy from Missouri has launched a civil lawsuit against his parents for naming him Gaylord as a child, a name which allegedly...
MAN SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $1.8M FOR DRESSING HIM UP AS A GIRL UNTIL HE WAS 14
A young man from San Francisco launched a controversial civil lawsuit against his parents this morning, demanding $1,857,250 in financial compensation for being raised as...
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
Any major change in life always requires a bit of getting used to, and according to a new report, it seems that is especially true...
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
By James Schlarmann VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was...
Closest McDonald’s Franchise to the White House Files Bankruptcy
By Adam Hawkes CAPITOL HILL — McDonald’s general manager, Richard Reid, says with the former president leaving the White House, the restaurants future looks bleak....
‘BUDDHA ATE CHILDREN’, ‘MUHAMMAD WAS MARRIED TO CAMEL’, CLAIMS CONTROVERSIAL CHRISTIAN SCHOOL BOOK
A Christian children’s book about world religions is sparking controversy within the Muslim, Buddhist, and Hindu community. The author says the book, “Jesus and Only...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three weeks...