SAUDI RELIGIOUS POLICE CRACKS DOWN ON MAJOR PORK SMUGGLING RING: 319 ARRESTS, 27 TONS OF BACON SEIZED
Thousands of police officers were mobilized this morning in Saudi Arabia for a massive operation against a large pork smuggling network, arresting 319 suspects and...
Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public
The Supreme Court has ruled that Americans have a right to carry firearms in public for self-defense, a major expansion of gun rights likely to...
Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain
ByJames Schlarmann If there is one thing that everyone knows about the crotch-fruit of Donald Trump, it’s that they absolutely loathe and despise any form...
UKRAINIAN MAN CLAIMING TO HAVE BEEN VLADIMIR PUTIN’S SEX SLAVE FOR 3 YEARS KILLED IN KIYV BOMBING
34-year old Volodymyr Karpenko, a financial and trade consultant who spent several years in Moscow working for the Kremlin, publicly accused Vladimir Putin in 2021...
DeSantis Accuses God of Being ‘Reverse Racist’ Because There Aren’t White People in the Bible
By James Schlarmann Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has not indicated one way or the other whether he intends to seek his party’s presidential nomination...
Don Jr and Eric Are Learning to Count So They Can Take Over as Trump.Org’s Accountants
By James Schlarmann Since he left office in January of last year, Donald Trump’s business has been inundated with legal troubles. Both the State and...
Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI — Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in...
Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden has expressed misgivings about some of the duties...