Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’
In an interview on Sean Hannity’s Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump’s third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn’t...
NBC Defends Pennywise The Clown’s Harmless Slogan ‘I’m Coming For Your Children’
DERRY, ME — In the wake of public outcry over the murderous evil clown Pennywise telling the townspeople "I'm coming for your children," the local...
Go, Girl! Grandma Just Drove Her Walker Into A Display Of Pickles At The Grocery Store And Then Walked Away Like Nothing Happened
Going out in public with Grandma is always a dicey proposition, but she just did something so completely epic at Safeway that we think we’re...
I Run an Influential TikTok Account That Dehumanizes People. Why Can’t I Anonymously Ruin Lives?
The following editorial was submitted by Kraola Markyshittz. Up until very recently, Markyshittz was the anonymous account owner of “LibtardsofTikTok,” which has become very popular...
House GOP Will Investigate If Biden’s Missing Docs Contained Obama’s Real Birth Certificate
By James Schlarmann--January 12, 2023 House Republicans announced today that they intend to open a congressional investigation on whether classified documents returned by aides to...
MTG Vows to Show Baby Killing Dems She No Longer Believes Wild Conspiracy Theories
By James Schlarmann--January 30, 2023 Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) will serve on a pair of congressional committees for the next two years, which is...
15-TON PREHISTORIC SHARK CAPTURED OFF COAST OF PAKISTAN
Karachi-- A giant prehistoric shark previously thought to be extinct for more than 20 million years has been captured by local fishermen off the coast...
Jesus, Firewood, Murder: A True Story
My wife and I went to a local wood yard to pick up firewood, as we normally do this time of year. It’s a massive...
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this...