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BABYSITTER TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER INSERTING A BABY IN HER VAGINA

Cincinnati, Ohio | A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center yesterday after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck…

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Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’

  WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump announced today that he and Mexican President Andres Manual Lopez came to an agreement about the border wall “fiasco,” and…

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Posted in FAKE NEWS POLITICS

OBAMA TO REQUIRE CANNABIS OIL VACCINATIONS FOR ALL CHILDREN

Obama wants to inject your school children with medical marijuana.  In a shocking report delivered at 5:52 a.m. Eastern time, officials from the White House confirmed…

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DETROIT DOG CATCHER ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX WITH OVER 150 STRAY DOGS

An employee of the Detroit Animal Care and Control was arrested this morning and accused of sexual assaulting 158 stray dogs and 17 cats over…

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Posted in FAKE NEWS RIGHT-WING POLITICS

FIVE MS-13 Gang Members Stab 16-Yr-Old Boy 100 Times Then Light Him On Fire!

A Stafford County, VA sheriff was driving when he noticed a fire by the side of the road. When he pulled over to investigate the…

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Florida Man Arrested After Authorities Find 29 Mutilated Bodies Under His Porch

POSTED ON JANUARY 31, 2019 BY BOB THE EMPIRE NEWS POTATO   A Florida man has been arrested after police discovered 29 mutilated and sexually-assaulted bodies under…

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Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward In Time And Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”

by James Schlarmann  https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/ HELL — Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning about statements made by right-wing media personality Ben Shapiro at an…

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Posted in FAKE NEWS HUMOR & SATIRE RELIGION

SAUDI ARABIA: MAN’S HAND CUT OFF FOR MASTURBATING DURING RAMADAN

Al Bahah | A Saudi Arabian man has been amputated of his left hand because of his obsessive habit of masturbating during the sacred religious…

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CHOIR BOY SURVIVES DEADLY SNAKE BITE AFTER PRIEST SUCKS VENOM OUT OF GENITALS

Miami, FL | A priest at a southwest Miami-Dade County Catholic church has possibly saved a young choir boy’s life after he was bitten by a…

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CHINESE LUNAR ROVER FINDS NO EVIDENCE OF AMERICAN MOON LANDINGS

Beijing | Top officials of the Chinese Space Program have come out this week and expressed their skepticism that the American Moon landings ever happened,…

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