Hard To Watch: This Rural Town Is Getting Less And Less Positive Publicity With Each Dog They Elect To Citywide Office
A community in northern Ohio is learning the hard way that too much of a good thing can have diminishing returns, and it is honestly...
Smart Planning: This Career Woman Froze Her Parents So They’ll Still Be Around To Babysit For Her When She Chooses To Have Kids
Balancing a full-time career while raising children can be an extreme challenge, but one ambitious individual is defying the odds and finding a way to...
Evangelical Pastor: Either Gay People Exist Or Evolution Happened. Can’t Have Both!
By ROBYN PENNACCHIA Right-wing pastor Jack Hibbs does not believe in evolution. In fact, he has frequently appeared with our old pal, Ray "Bananaman" Comfort,...
“Religion is the opium of the masses.” – Karl Marx
Weltschmerz is a literary concept describing the feeling experienced by an individual who believes that reality can never satisfy the expectations of the mind, resulting...
HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE A CLONE
February 13, 2024 by Flip Gibson A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO FINDING THE “REAL YOU” They say everyone has a twin. A doppelganger. A stranger somewhere...
House Speaker Mike Johnson Pushing Christian Extremist ‘Ex-Gay’ Torture? LORDY THERE ARE TAPES
Your daily MIKE JOHNSON IS A FUCKING LUNATIC story By EVAN HURST NOV 2, 2023 Time to shine a brighter light on new House Speaker...
JESUS: “SILENCING TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ISN’T CHRISTIAN, IT’S CUNTY”
PUBLISHED ON MAY 3, 2023 BY JAMES SCHLARMANN “I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone.” In Montana, elected Republicans have...
Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’
In an interview on Sean Hannity’s Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump’s third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn’t...
NBC Defends Pennywise The Clown’s Harmless Slogan ‘I’m Coming For Your Children’
DERRY, ME — In the wake of public outcry over the murderous evil clown Pennywise telling the townspeople "I'm coming for your children," the local...