CLEVELAND — Local woman and total poser Brandi Herrera could not recall her moon sign yesterday when asked, despite her identifying as a lesbian, according […]
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CNN Unveils New Format Where Hosts Just Watch Fox News And Yell At It
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has introduced a new format for its news shows: Now when people tune in, they’ll see two anchors sitting at a desk with […]
Man Who Has Almost Definitely Paid For His Share Of Abortions Gives Speech At Forced Birth Rally
Yesterday, Donald Trump became the first US president to attend the March For Fetuses Who Can Go Fuck Themselves The Moment They Leave The Womb. […]
UTAH MAN SUES DRUG STORE FOR $1.4 MILLION AFTER BEING HANDED CASTRATION PILLS INSTEAD OF SLEEPING PILLS
A man from Salt Lake City is suing Smith’s Food & Drug Centers and two of its employees for $1,425,000 for causing his emasculation by […]
OH, SARAH PALIN, HOW WE’VE MISSED YOUR CRAZY TALKING, DUMBASS SELF
Hey, what do you know? Sarah Palin’s emerged from her spider hole. In case you’ve blissfully forgotten, Palin is the former governor of Alaska who […]
