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ELDERLY WOMAN ACCUSED OF TRAINING HER 65 CATS TO STEAL FROM NEIGHBORS

Columbus, Ohio | An 83-year old woman was arrested this morning and accused of training dozens of cats to steal jewelry and other valuables from…

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Posted in FAKE NEWS HUMOR & SATIRE PRESIDENT TRUMP

MAGA Supporter Unable To Read Trump Tweet On Bible Literacy In Schools

by James Schlarmann COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely screamed in people’s faces when they demand gun law reforms that the…

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Posted in POLITICS PRESIDENT TRUMP

Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: ‘The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot’

By Matt Wilstein Ann Coulter says she’s thankful President Trump distanced himself from her on Friday after he disappointed her once again by signing a…

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Liberals Get Soldier Court Martialed For ‘Blackface’ During Combat

Liberals are sick! Lately, they have been trying to distract from the controversy surrounding Virginia’s racist Democrat governor, lieutenant governor, and attorney general by claiming…

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STUCK 71 HOURS IN AN ELEVATOR, MAN KILLS AND EATS HIS WIFE TO SURVIVE

Philadephia, PA | 44-year old Bruce Franklin was arrested this morning, after he confessed to killing his wife and eating her flesh while he was…

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COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH

Darrel Whitaker from Glenwood Springs in Colorado claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods. The 57-year-old…

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Posted in RELIGION

Kids More Likely To Be Molested At Church Than In Transgender Bathrooms

A child is more likely to be molested at church than in a transgender-friendly bathroomBy Elisabeth Parker | 18 May 2016 American News X the transgender bathroom…

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COUPLE HAVING SEX OUTDOORS IN BIGFOOT COSTUMES GETS ACCIDENTALLY SHOT BY HUNTERS

An Ohio couple’s attempts to spice up their sex life with some kinky roleplay turned horribly wrong last night, as they were both shot by…

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Posted in FAKE NEWS RELIGION

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

by James Schlarmann HEAVEN — God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential administration. “Um. No. I didn’t pick that douche. But…

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Posted in ABORTION MEDIA RIGHT-WING POLITICS

Ainsley Earhardt Uses Man With Down Syndrome To Push Anti-Choice Propaganda

Posted by Priscilla on February 03, 2019 In its zeal to promote the bogus “pro-life” talking point that Democrats support abortion “up to birth,” there is no low to which…

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