Ex-Con-Creationist Kent Hovind Arrested For ‘Bodyslamming’ His Wife (For Jesus?)
Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind, great lover of Jesus and proprietor of Dinosaur Adventure Land in Conecuh County, Alabama — a creationist theme park, "Where Dinosaurs...
Hard Work Pays Off: This Guy Who Started Smoking When He Was 12 Is Now Super Good At Smoking
If you need a role model who will teach your kids that’s it’s important to stick to your goals even when you struggle initially, look...
Suck It, New Testament: 6 Holy Books That Don’t Hold A Candle To My New Religious Text ‘Dave’s Rules’
What’s up, Dave worshippers, Dave here! Just wanted to throw together this list of so-called “holy books” that are total crapola compared to “Dave’s Rules,”...
‘Out, Out, Brief Candle!’: This Little Boy Whose Pet Gecko Passed Away Is Wailing About Losing His Only Heir
No one wants to outlive their own descendants, and we’re currently in the midst of watching someone go through one of the worst kinds of...
LOTTERY WINNER SHOWS UP NAKED FOR HIS WORK SHIFT AT WALMART WITH BOSS’S FACE TATTOOED ON HIS ASS
A Walmart employee from Cincinnati found a fairly unusual way to leave his job after winning $13,2 million at the lottery, showing up entirely naked...
Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job
The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories, created...
Gaetz Turned Down for High School Softball Coaching Job
ByJames Schlarmann June 8, 2021 LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA — Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-Neverland Ranch) announced earlier this year that he was considering leaving Congress...
Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather’s Ashes
Talk about keeping it in the family. St. Peters, Missouri, 17-year-old Devin Gesell carried out a robbery with two unnamed, minor accomplices – ages 15...