Trevor Noah Exposes Fox News’ ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Hypocrisy
Unlike pretty much every other late-night host, Trevor Noah was still on hiatus when MAGA insurrectionists took over the U.S. Capitol two weeks ago. So...
Newsmax May Not Destroy Fox News, but Will Annoy the Shit Out of It
The fringe right-wing cable network finally took the Fox News behemoth down a peg, but how long will it actually last? After years of cultivating...
Ron Paul Banned From Facebook For Inciting Dangerous Levels Of Liberty
U.S.—Ron Paul has been banned from Facebook for inciting a dangerous amount of liberty, freedom, and personal responsibility on his page. "Our Community Standards clearly...
MOTHER FORCED SON TO SWALLOW HIS OWN SPERM AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT MASTURBATING TO GAY PORN
An Alabama woman has been accused of child neglect after deputies investigated a 911 call that her 14-year-old son made after he was forced to...
‘BUDDHA ATE CHILDREN’, ‘MUHAMMAD WAS MARRIED TO CAMEL’, CLAIMS CONTROVERSIAL CHRISTIAN SCHOOL BOOK
A Christian children’s book about world religions is sparking controversy within the Muslim, Buddhist, and Hindu community. The author says the book, “Jesus and Only...
Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the Biden transition team officially served outgoing one-term, permanently impeached lame duck President Donald J. Trump with official eviction papers that...
Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new...
Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”
Christ told the reporters in attendance at today’s briefing that he was “outraged, incensed, and enraged” by reports that Osteen’s church had applied for, and...
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys...
