Fox News Claims Biden Can’t Save Christmas, Only Trump (did we even know that Christmas needed saving?)
By John Amato — December 24, 2021 For the last several months we have heard right-wing media screaming, "Biden is killing Christmas!" whether it's a...
500-POUND MAN SPREAD CORONAVIRUS TO 372 PASSENGERS AFTER WET FARTING IN AIRPLANE ON FLIGHT TO CANCUN
An Illinois man has accidentally infected over 300 passengers with the coronavirus while on a flight to Cancun. Henry Collins, 42, was on a flight...
Trump Whines To Rallygoers: ‘COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID – That’s All I Hear About Now, It’s All I Hear’
Trump had his Marie Antoinette moment during a rally in North Carolina, complaining he's so sick of all the COVID19 talk. By John Amato Trump...
A Return To Normalcy: This P.E. Teacher Has Emailed All Of His Students A Picture Of His Buttcrack Because If This Were A Normal School Year They Would’ve Seen It By Now
With no end in sight for the current COVID-19 pandemic and much of life still upended for young people who cannot yet return to in-person...
Trump Blames Gold Star Families For His Coronavirus Case
In case you needed any more evidence of Donald Trump’s contempt for fallen soldiers, he offered it to Fox’s Maria Bartiromo today when he cast...
MY NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- … STOP LAUGHING, IT’S NOT FUNNY!
Donald Trump is so bad at everything, including manifesting his obvious desire to be a tinpot dictator with tiny hands and a body that is...
COVID-19: 16 STATES REPORT AR-15 SHORTAGES AS AMERICANS “PROTECT THEMSELVES” FROM PANDEMIC
The very popular AR-15 style rifles sell like hotcakes these days across the U.S as Americans arm themselves to face the COVID-19 pandemic: 16 states...
Parent Company of Corona Beer Sues China Over Bad Press During Their Coronavirus Scare
MEXICO CITY, Mexico – Anheuser-Busch InBev, the parent company of Corona brands of beer, has announced they are filing suit against the Chinese government, after...
American Idiot: A running list of the dumbest things Trump has said about the Coronavirus
Imagine for a moment that you, like many Trump supporters, take Dear Leader both seriously and literally. You would, of course, reject all information originating...