THE RISE AND FALL OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
It’s been reported that President Donald Trump has been injured in an accident, after falling from a section of the infamous US/Mexico border wall during a routine inspection earlier today. … Read More
Category: POLITICIANS
FORMER JOE BIDEN STAFFER SAYS EX-BOSS FONDLED CAT INAPPROPRIATELY IN ‘SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MANNER’
A former Senate staffer has officially accused Joe Biden of fondling her cat in a ‘sexually explicit manner’ reports the Washington Herald. Elana Horwitz, 46, says she filed a report … Read More
Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives A Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”
by James Schlarmann WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man — who somehow managed to get access to America’s nuclear launch codes — held another daily press conference … Read More
Southern Governors Argue COVID-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a bold affirmation of faith during a time of widespread global pandemic, the governors of several Southern states confirmed Thursday they have exempted religious services from their shelter-in-place … Read More
Nancy Pelosi Orders Mandatory IQ Tests for All Republicans in Congress
In a stunning new development, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi ordered all Republicans members of the House to take mandatory IQ tests. Any Republican not scoring at least 50 … Read More