Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job
The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories, created...
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle
By James Schlarmann, April 15, 2021 NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The International Institute of Finding and Labeling Racists has determined that as of the...
Thoughts and Prayers Stop Next Mass Shooter Just Before He Pulls the Trigger
By James Schlarmann April 13, 2021 COUSINLOVER, ALABAMA — Some are calling it a “miracle.” Others are calling it a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence. However one chooses...
Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret on the Hill; pro-MAGA politicians dislike Dr. Anthony Fauci. Yesterday, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) got into a heated...
BURGLAR SUES HOMEOWNER AFTER BEING RAPED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS WHILE STUCK IN HOUSE’S PET DOOR
A young home invader arrested after calling the police himself to report he was being raped by his victim’s dogs, has filed an $850,000 lawsuit...
TEENAGER SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $250,000 FOR NAMING HIM GAYLORD
A 17-year old boy from Missouri has launched a civil lawsuit against his parents for naming him Gaylord as a child, a name which allegedly...
MAN SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $1.8M FOR DRESSING HIM UP AS A GIRL UNTIL HE WAS 14
A young man from San Francisco launched a controversial civil lawsuit against his parents this morning, demanding $1,857,250 in financial compensation for being raised as...
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
Any major change in life always requires a bit of getting used to, and according to a new report, it seems that is especially true...
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
By James Schlarmann VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was...