The Stretch Limo Of Sheep? This Sheep Is 14 Feet Long
Wealth. Sophistication. Opulence. Luxury. The stretch limousine has long been an unmistakable symbol of these qualities, and as of today, we may have finally found...
SAUDI RELIGIOUS POLICE CRACKS DOWN ON MAJOR PORK SMUGGLING RING: 319 ARRESTS, 27 TONS OF BACON SEIZED
Thousands of police officers were mobilized this morning in Saudi Arabia for a massive operation against a large pork smuggling network, arresting 319 suspects and...
Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public
The Supreme Court has ruled that Americans have a right to carry firearms in public for self-defense, a major expansion of gun rights likely to...
Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain
ByJames Schlarmann If there is one thing that everyone knows about the crotch-fruit of Donald Trump, it’s that they absolutely loathe and despise any form...
Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI — Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in...
NEW JERSEY MAN OBTAINS RIGHT TO MARRY HIS DEAD MOTHER AFTER AN 8-YEAR LEGAL BATTLE
The New Jersey Supreme Court rendered a controversial judgment this morning, allowing a man from Trenton to legally marry his dead mother. In a split...
‘Out, Out, Brief Candle!’: This Little Boy Whose Pet Gecko Passed Away Is Wailing About Losing His Only Heir
No one wants to outlive their own descendants, and we’re currently in the midst of watching someone go through one of the worst kinds of...
LOTTERY WINNER SHOWS UP NAKED FOR HIS WORK SHIFT AT WALMART WITH BOSS’S FACE TATTOOED ON HIS ASS
A Walmart employee from Cincinnati found a fairly unusual way to leave his job after winning $13,2 million at the lottery, showing up entirely naked...