GRETA THUNBERG: “CORONAVIRUS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE PLANET SINCE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE”
Greta Thunberg the young Swedish environmental activist surprised many this week with shocking claims on the coronavirus. The young activist who is internationally known for...
OHIO MAN HAS MIRACULOUS RECOVERY AFTER CONTRACTING COVID-19 DURING SEX WITH INFECTED DOG
An Ohio man who was left on the brink of death after contracting COVID-19 has had a miraculous recovery reports the Springfield Herald. James O’Keefe,...
MY NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- … STOP LAUGHING, IT’S NOT FUNNY!
Donald Trump is so bad at everything, including manifesting his obvious desire to be a tinpot dictator with tiny hands and a body that is...
COVID-19: 16 STATES REPORT AR-15 SHORTAGES AS AMERICANS “PROTECT THEMSELVES” FROM PANDEMIC
The very popular AR-15 style rifles sell like hotcakes these days across the U.S as Americans arm themselves to face the COVID-19 pandemic: 16 states...
Parent Company of Corona Beer Sues China Over Bad Press During Their Coronavirus Scare
MEXICO CITY, Mexico – Anheuser-Busch InBev, the parent company of Corona brands of beer, has announced they are filing suit against the Chinese government, after...
American Idiot: A running list of the dumbest things Trump has said about the Coronavirus
Imagine for a moment that you, like many Trump supporters, take Dear Leader both seriously and literally. You would, of course, reject all information originating...
Eric Trump: ‘After November 3rd Coronavirus Will Magically All Of The Sudden Go Away’
Eric Trump tells Fox's Jeanine Pirro that the the media and Democrats are "milking" fear of the coronavirus to try to prevent his father from...
People Are Going Back to Church in Droves Because of Pandemic
In times of great national distress, it’s common for Americans to seek solace where they can find it. Some turn to television, some turn to...
DEAR FOX NEWS VIEWERS: DO NOT INJECT YOURSELF WITH BLEACH OR TRY TO SWALLOW A TANNING BED
We fucking said it. Laura Ingraham might have still been fucking that hydroxychloroquine chicken the other night (maybe the chicken looked like Dinesh D'Souza) but...