Pope Francis Worried About Job Security After Butting Heads With New God
VATICAN CITY—Expressing his frustration with ongoing tensions at work, Pope Francis admitted Tuesday that he had started worrying about his job security after repeatedly butting...
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys...
Guys Who Wear Masks Probably Do Hot Butt Stuff With Their Human Girlfriends, What LOSERS
Love it when Fox News idiots and other wingnuts accidentally reveal their insane insecurities when they don't even know it. Hello, Fox News dude bro...
Trump Supporters Sure Have Some Messed Up Inauguration Day Plans
In one month, to the day, Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States of America. I believe this,...
GRETA THUNBERG: “CORONAVIRUS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE PLANET SINCE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE”
Greta Thunberg the young Swedish environmental activist surprised many this week with shocking claims on the coronavirus. The young activist who is internationally known for...
POLICE SHUT DOWN CHRISTMAS MALL KIOSK AFTER INTOXICATED SANTA, MRS. CLAUS AND ELF HAD THREESOME IN PUBLIC
An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public. Zanesville police intervened...
Sign Of Voter Fraud? Several Black People Have Managed To Vote In Georgia
Election Day isn’t even here yet, but we’re already seeing troubling signs that anti-American liberal traitors are doing everything in their power to attack the...