LOCAL KAREN REPORTS 18 SUSPICIOUS ANTIFAS ARMED WITH CLUBS UP TO GANG ACTIVITY IN LOCAL PARK
VIEJA BLANCA, CALIFORNIA — 59 year old Karen Boomerton was so alarmed by what she saw when she looked out her front window this morning...
MAN WHO GOT D- IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS HAS STRONG OPINIONS ON FAUCI’S PERFORMANCE
Burt Thompson is a retired off-road racer. For more than two decades, Burt raced his trucks in various competitive leagues. He never won a world...
Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job
The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories, created...
Starbucks Introduces New Heathen Holiday Blend For 2021
The limited-time only beverage is available in Rancid or Sludge flavors mixed with one or two scoops of yesterday's coffee grounds and is served in...
Gaetz Turned Down for High School Softball Coaching Job
ByJames Schlarmann June 8, 2021 LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA — Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-Neverland Ranch) announced earlier this year that he was considering leaving Congress...
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Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather’s Ashes
Talk about keeping it in the family. St. Peters, Missouri, 17-year-old Devin Gesell carried out a robbery with two unnamed, minor accomplices – ages 15...
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle
By James Schlarmann, April 15, 2021 NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The International Institute of Finding and Labeling Racists has determined that as of the...
Thoughts and Prayers Stop Next Mass Shooter Just Before He Pulls the Trigger
By James Schlarmann April 13, 2021 COUSINLOVER, ALABAMA — Some are calling it a “miracle.” Others are calling it a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence. However one chooses...