PETITION TO DRAFT TUCKER CARLSON AND SEND HIM TO AFGHANISTAN REACHES 200 MILLION SIGNATURES
More than 200 million Americans have signed a new petition, asking the Pentagon to reinstate the draft for the sole purpose of enlisting Fox News...
Total Alpha Move: This Man Just Let The AC Repairman Know He Would Have Fixed The AC Himself If He Knew How
Some men are just natural-born alphas, seemingly hardwired in their DNA to step up to challenges and take charge of difficult situations. Here’s a story...
Ex-Con-Creationist Kent Hovind Arrested For ‘Bodyslamming’ His Wife (For Jesus?)
Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind, great lover of Jesus and proprietor of Dinosaur Adventure Land in Conecuh County, Alabama — a creationist theme park, "Where Dinosaurs...
Hard Work Pays Off: This Guy Who Started Smoking When He Was 12 Is Now Super Good At Smoking
If you need a role model who will teach your kids that’s it’s important to stick to your goals even when you struggle initially, look...
Suck It, New Testament: 6 Holy Books That Don’t Hold A Candle To My New Religious Text ‘Dave’s Rules’
What’s up, Dave worshippers, Dave here! Just wanted to throw together this list of so-called “holy books” that are total crapola compared to “Dave’s Rules,”...
‘Out, Out, Brief Candle!’: This Little Boy Whose Pet Gecko Passed Away Is Wailing About Losing His Only Heir
No one wants to outlive their own descendants, and we’re currently in the midst of watching someone go through one of the worst kinds of...
LOTTERY WINNER SHOWS UP NAKED FOR HIS WORK SHIFT AT WALMART WITH BOSS’S FACE TATTOOED ON HIS ASS
A Walmart employee from Cincinnati found a fairly unusual way to leave his job after winning $13,2 million at the lottery, showing up entirely naked...
AREA WOMAN ASKS JESUS TO PROTECT TRUMP. JESUS SAYS NO
Topeka, KS — Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for the safety and security of Donald Trump. Ms. Waters, a born-again evangelical Christian, asked...