POLICE SHUT DOWN CHRISTMAS MALL KIOSK AFTER INTOXICATED SANTA, MRS. CLAUS AND ELF HAD THREESOME IN PUBLIC

An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public.
Zanesville police intervened after several complaints of shoppers alleged that inappropriate sexual behavior was taking place.

Elmer Heinz, 73, Janette Weaver, 62, and Elliot McAnnister, 43, were found intoxicated and in possession of crack cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, and alcohol before being arrested by Zanesville police.

“Miss Claus was sitting on Santa’s lap, moaning and groaning, while he had his pants down and while we waited in line,” one shocked parent told reporters.

“The elf started masturbating under his trousers and fondling Mrs. Claus’s breasts as well as French kissing Santa Claus at the same time” one offended shopper reported.
One shopper also snapped pictures of Elliot McAnnister dressed as an elf and partaking in anal sex with one of the plastic reindeers.

“What they were doing was extremely offensive but I had been waiting in line for over an hour and my 4-year-old daughter would’ve never forgiven me if we had left, she was so eager to meet Santa Claus,” one visibly troubled shopper added.

Colony Square Mall administrators have since instated a no-alcohol policy for future employees at the Christmas mall kiosk to prevent further incidents, said officials.