As Trump Flails, People Noticing Parler Is Twitter, Only Dumber
Turns out the only reason people are on Parler is to market to stupid MAGA types who don't realize top "Parlays" are just copied tweets!...
Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new...
Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”
Christ told the reporters in attendance at today’s briefing that he was “outraged, incensed, and enraged” by reports that Osteen’s church had applied for, and...
Obsessed Tucker Carlson Calls Jill Biden ‘Illiterate’ and ‘Our National Shame’
Fox News host Tucker Carlson obsessed over Jill Biden’s doctorate in education for the third night in a row on Wednesday, this time devoting roughly...
Pope Francis Worried About Job Security After Butting Heads With New God
VATICAN CITY—Expressing his frustration with ongoing tensions at work, Pope Francis admitted Tuesday that he had started worrying about his job security after repeatedly butting...
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys...
Guys Who Wear Masks Probably Do Hot Butt Stuff With Their Human Girlfriends, What LOSERS
Love it when Fox News idiots and other wingnuts accidentally reveal their insane insecurities when they don't even know it. Hello, Fox News dude bro...
Trump Supporters Sure Have Some Messed Up Inauguration Day Plans
In one month, to the day, Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States of America. I believe this,...
GRETA THUNBERG: “CORONAVIRUS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE PLANET SINCE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE”
Greta Thunberg the young Swedish environmental activist surprised many this week with shocking claims on the coronavirus. The young activist who is internationally known for...