OHIO MAN HAS MIRACULOUS RECOVERY AFTER CONTRACTING COVID-19 DURING SEX WITH INFECTED DOG
An Ohio man who was left on the brink of death after contracting COVID-19 has had a miraculous recovery reports the Springfield Herald. James O’Keefe,...
TRUMP PLANS TO HAVE A STATUE ERECTED OF HIMSELF SITTING ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A CONFEDERATE GENERAL
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed...
THE RISE AND FALL OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
It's been reported that President Donald Trump has been injured in an accident, after falling from a section of the infamous US/Mexico border wall during...
PC Culture Run Amok: This Fat White Boy Was Expelled Just For Getting Fully Nude On The School Bus To Change Into His Dashiki
Every single day, the SJW cuck armada tries to enforce a new rule about what Americans “can” or “can’t” do in this country. But this...
Church Adds Laugh Track After Pastor’s Jokes
HILLSDALE, IA—Christ Church of the Hills live-streams their sermons every Sunday. One thing that is missing, though, is audience laughter at all of the pastor's...
New Program Helps People Of Color Adopt A White Liberal To Speak On Their Behalf
MENLO PARK, CA—A new nonprofit organization is teaming up with app developers to help people of color find and adopt white liberals to speak for...
ARIZONA TAXIDERMIST ARRESTED FOR STUFFING HIS DEAD WIFE AND KEEPING HER ON A COUCH IN HIS LIVING ROOM
Flagstaff, Arizona--A man was arrested this morning by deputies of the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office for illegally stuffing the body of his deceased wife and...
NFL’s Carolina Panthers Officially Changes Their Name to Carolina Black Panthers
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina – The NFL has officially signed off on a name change request from the Carolina Panthers franchise, allowing the team to move...
Man Who Bought a Pair of Dentures on Shopping App WISH Can Suddenly Speak Chinese
BOSTON, Massachusetts – A Boston man, Arnold Richardson, said he didn’t know what to do when his dentist told him that he was going to...