MOTHER FORCED SON TO SWALLOW HIS OWN SPERM AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT MASTURBATING TO GAY PORN
An Alabama woman has been accused of child neglect after deputies investigated a 911 call that her 14-year-old son made after he was forced to...
‘BUDDHA ATE CHILDREN’, ‘MUHAMMAD WAS MARRIED TO CAMEL’, CLAIMS CONTROVERSIAL CHRISTIAN SCHOOL BOOK
A Christian children’s book about world religions is sparking controversy within the Muslim, Buddhist, and Hindu community. The author says the book, “Jesus and Only...
Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the Biden transition team officially served outgoing one-term, permanently impeached lame duck President Donald J. Trump with official eviction papers that...
Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new...
Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”
Christ told the reporters in attendance at today’s briefing that he was “outraged, incensed, and enraged” by reports that Osteen’s church had applied for, and...
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys...
Trump 2020: The Trump Vaccine
Trump Steaks. Trump Taj Mahal. Trump Ice. And now, the Trump Vaccine. His legacy of success continues...
Student Loses Scholarship Over Political Correctness Class Requirement
JANESVILLE, Wisconsin – Chalk up one more victory for liberal fascism. Judy Pierrot was thrilled when Hanswurst University, her ‘first choice school,’ accepted her for...
Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign
[caption id="attachment_768" align="alignnone" width="768"] President Donald John Trump owning snooty liberals by supporting Mexican food brand “Goya” after years of caging immigrant children and referring...