New Program Helps People Of Color Adopt A White Liberal To Speak On Their Behalf
MENLO PARK, CA—A new nonprofit organization is teaming up with app developers to help people of color find and adopt white liberals to speak for...
Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his wife/cousin/sister Janine are on the outs again. That’s because Janine says she’s “sick and...
ARIZONA TAXIDERMIST ARRESTED FOR STUFFING HIS DEAD WIFE AND KEEPING HER ON A COUCH IN HIS LIVING ROOM
Flagstaff, Arizona--A man was arrested this morning by deputies of the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office for illegally stuffing the body of his deceased wife and...
NFL’s Carolina Panthers Officially Changes Their Name to Carolina Black Panthers
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina – The NFL has officially signed off on a name change request from the Carolina Panthers franchise, allowing the team to move...
Man Who Bought a Pair of Dentures on Shopping App WISH Can Suddenly Speak Chinese
BOSTON, Massachusetts – A Boston man, Arnold Richardson, said he didn’t know what to do when his dentist told him that he was going to...
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
BOSTON, MA Over a dozen people were hospitalized and 11 people were arrested after a massive celebration broke out in the streets of Boston on...
Parent Company of Corona Beer Sues China Over Bad Press During Their Coronavirus Scare
MEXICO CITY, Mexico – Anheuser-Busch InBev, the parent company of Corona brands of beer, has announced they are filing suit against the Chinese government, after...
ELDERLY COUPLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS HOUSE DOWN DURING SEX GAME INVOLVING WW2 FLAMETHROWER
Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year...
HAIRDRESSER ARRESTED FOR MAKING VOODOO DOLLS FROM CUSTOMERS’ HAIR
A hairdresser from New-Orleans was arrested this morning and accused of using his customers’ hair to create voodoo dolls and cast curses upon them. According to...