PAKISTANI JUDGE SENTENCES MAN TO 1,000 LASHES FOR FLEEING ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH HIS OWN SISTER
Ghulam Mirza, 43, has been sentenced to 1,000 lashes for fleeing his arranged marriage to Qirat Mirza, 38, one of his twelve sisters. Family members...
Resistance Win: When One Of Her Students Wore A MAGA Hat To Class, This Incredible Teacher Stopped Having Sex With Him After School
Fair warning to all you Drumpf lovers out there: You might want to keep scrolling past this story, because a Resistance smackdown this epic may...
SAME-SEX COUPLE CELEBRATES WORLD’S FIRST ANAL BIRTH AFTER SUCCESSFUL RECTAL-OVARY TRANSPLANT
A Los Angeles same-sex couple has successfully given birth anally to a healthy 8.2-pound baby for the first time in history. The LGBTQ community worldwide...
OHIO MAN HAS MIRACULOUS RECOVERY AFTER CONTRACTING COVID-19 DURING SEX WITH INFECTED DOG
An Ohio man who was left on the brink of death after contracting COVID-19 has had a miraculous recovery reports the Springfield Herald. James O’Keefe,...
TRUMP PLANS TO HAVE A STATUE ERECTED OF HIMSELF SITTING ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A CONFEDERATE GENERAL
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed...
THE RISE AND FALL OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
It's been reported that President Donald Trump has been injured in an accident, after falling from a section of the infamous US/Mexico border wall during...
3 TEXAS CLOWNS ACCUSED OF TERRORIST PLOT FOR PLANNING TO THROW CREAM PIES AT DONALD TRUMP DURING RALLY
Three militant clowns were arrested this morning in Houston by the FBI anti-terrorist squad and accused of planning a “pie attack” against Donald Trump during...
PC Culture Run Amok: This Fat White Boy Was Expelled Just For Getting Fully Nude On The School Bus To Change Into His Dashiki
Every single day, the SJW cuck armada tries to enforce a new rule about what Americans “can” or “can’t” do in this country. But this...
Church Adds Laugh Track After Pastor’s Jokes
HILLSDALE, IA—Christ Church of the Hills live-streams their sermons every Sunday. One thing that is missing, though, is audience laughter at all of the pastor's...