THE RISE AND FALL OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
It's been reported that President Donald Trump has been injured in an accident, after falling from a section of the infamous US/Mexico border wall during...
3 TEXAS CLOWNS ACCUSED OF TERRORIST PLOT FOR PLANNING TO THROW CREAM PIES AT DONALD TRUMP DURING RALLY
Three militant clowns were arrested this morning in Houston by the FBI anti-terrorist squad and accused of planning a “pie attack” against Donald Trump during...
PC Culture Run Amok: This Fat White Boy Was Expelled Just For Getting Fully Nude On The School Bus To Change Into His Dashiki
Every single day, the SJW cuck armada tries to enforce a new rule about what Americans “can” or “can’t” do in this country. But this...
Church Adds Laugh Track After Pastor’s Jokes
HILLSDALE, IA—Christ Church of the Hills live-streams their sermons every Sunday. One thing that is missing, though, is audience laughter at all of the pastor's...
New Program Helps People Of Color Adopt A White Liberal To Speak On Their Behalf
MENLO PARK, CA—A new nonprofit organization is teaming up with app developers to help people of color find and adopt white liberals to speak for...
Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his wife/cousin/sister Janine are on the outs again. That’s because Janine says she’s “sick and...
ARIZONA TAXIDERMIST ARRESTED FOR STUFFING HIS DEAD WIFE AND KEEPING HER ON A COUCH IN HIS LIVING ROOM
Flagstaff, Arizona--A man was arrested this morning by deputies of the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office for illegally stuffing the body of his deceased wife and...
COVID-19: 16 STATES REPORT AR-15 SHORTAGES AS AMERICANS “PROTECT THEMSELVES” FROM PANDEMIC
The very popular AR-15 style rifles sell like hotcakes these days across the U.S as Americans arm themselves to face the COVID-19 pandemic: 16 states...
NFL’s Carolina Panthers Officially Changes Their Name to Carolina Black Panthers
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina – The NFL has officially signed off on a name change request from the Carolina Panthers franchise, allowing the team to move...