Man Who Bought a Pair of Dentures on Shopping App WISH Can Suddenly Speak Chinese
BOSTON, Massachusetts – A Boston man, Arnold Richardson, said he didn’t know what to do when his dentist told him that he was going to...
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
BOSTON, MA Over a dozen people were hospitalized and 11 people were arrested after a massive celebration broke out in the streets of Boston on...
Parent Company of Corona Beer Sues China Over Bad Press During Their Coronavirus Scare
MEXICO CITY, Mexico – Anheuser-Busch InBev, the parent company of Corona brands of beer, has announced they are filing suit against the Chinese government, after...
ELDERLY COUPLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS HOUSE DOWN DURING SEX GAME INVOLVING WW2 FLAMETHROWER
Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year...
D.C.: WHITE WOMAN BRUTALLY ARRESTED IN HER OWN HOME AFTER BEING MISTAKEN FOR A BLACK LOOTER
WASHINGTON, D.C.--A Caucasian woman says she was brutalized, handcuffed, and arrested in her own home last night by officers of the DC police and the...
HAIRDRESSER ARRESTED FOR MAKING VOODOO DOLLS FROM CUSTOMERS’ HAIR
A hairdresser from New-Orleans was arrested this morning and accused of using his customers’ hair to create voodoo dolls and cast curses upon them. According to...
18-YEAR-OLD ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO HAIR SALON AND GIVING HIMSELF A HAIRCUT
An 18-year-old man was arrested this week after allegedly breaking and entering in a Denver hair salon to give himself a haircut. Timothy Heinz, 18,...
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this...
FORMER JOE BIDEN STAFFER SAYS EX-BOSS FONDLED CAT INAPPROPRIATELY IN ‘SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MANNER’
A former Senate staffer has officially accused Joe Biden of fondling her cat in a ‘sexually explicit manner’ reports the Washington Herald. Elana Horwitz, 46,...