Southern Governors Argue COVID-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a bold affirmation of faith during a time of widespread global pandemic, the governors of several Southern states confirmed Thursday they have exempted...
Popular Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids...
Man With Diarrhea Rammed Truck Into Convenient Store Because He Badly Needed Roll of Toilet Paper
An Arizona resident intentionally rammed his pickup truck into a Tucson storefront last week during a burglary, police said. Mark Hammel, 19, was captured on...
Florida Fisherman Lost at Sea For 14 Days Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by Mermaids
A fisherman lost at sea for 14 days off the coast of Florida has been rescued by the United States Coast Guard this week. Alvin...