Jesus, Firewood, Murder: A True Story
My wife and I went to a local wood yard to pick up firewood, as we normally do this time of year. It’s a massive...
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this...
Florida Bans Education
By James Schlarmann In order to protect Florida's kids from things that make their conservatives parents uncomfortable, DeSantis has banned all education in the state.
At Our Last Klan Rally, Tucker Carlson Promised Me He Isn’t Racist
By James Schlarmann The following editorial was submitted by Fritz Palumbozo, a self-described white nationalist and writer for The Dan Bongino Show. Mr. Palumbozo is...
The Stretch Limo Of Sheep? This Sheep Is 14 Feet Long
Wealth. Sophistication. Opulence. Luxury. The stretch limousine has long been an unmistakable symbol of these qualities, and as of today, we may have finally found...
SAUDI RELIGIOUS POLICE CRACKS DOWN ON MAJOR PORK SMUGGLING RING: 319 ARRESTS, 27 TONS OF BACON SEIZED
Thousands of police officers were mobilized this morning in Saudi Arabia for a massive operation against a large pork smuggling network, arresting 319 suspects and...
Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public
The Supreme Court has ruled that Americans have a right to carry firearms in public for self-defense, a major expansion of gun rights likely to...
Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain
ByJames Schlarmann If there is one thing that everyone knows about the crotch-fruit of Donald Trump, it’s that they absolutely loathe and despise any form...