Brad Pitt fulfills Anthony Fauci’s wish on an all-new ‘Saturday Night Live At Home’
Dr. Anthony Fauci (Brad Pitt) addresses the public to decipher the coronavirus misinformation President Trump has been spreading.
Dr. Phil (Not A Doctor) Talking Some Fake Shutdown Bullsh*t
Laura Ingraham is anxious for the economy to reopen — probably because she misses dining out at her favorite restaurant on gourmet baby souls. Actual...
DEAR FOX NEWS VIEWERS: DO NOT INJECT YOURSELF WITH BLEACH OR TRY TO SWALLOW A TANNING BED
We fucking said it. Laura Ingraham might have still been fucking that hydroxychloroquine chicken the other night (maybe the chicken looked like Dinesh D'Souza) but...
Dr. Oz Is Gross And Weird And Bad
Who wants to watch a clip of Dr. Oz saying really weird and gross and bad things to Sean Hannity about how it would be...
MAN ARRESTED AT THE FRANCE-GERMANY BORDER FOR SMUGGLING 2,500 SURGICAL MASKS IN HIS RECTAL CAVITY
A French citizen was arrested during a border control while returning from Germany. A cavity search revealed dozens of preservatives filled with 2,500 contraband surgical...
‘CORONAVIRUS HASN’T CHANGED MY LIFE A BIT,’ SAYS MAN WHO HAS LIVED IN BUBBLE SUIT SINCE CHILDHOOD
A British man who has been living in a bubble suit since the tender age of five claims the coronavirus pandemic hasn’t changed his life...
Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives A Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”
by James Schlarmann WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man — who somehow managed to get access to America’s nuclear launch codes —...
SAN FRANCISCO: THOUSANDS INFECTED BY CORONAVIRUS AFTER HOMELESS MAN DEFECATED IN DRINKING FOUNTAIN
Thousands of San Francisco residents could have been infected after drinking from a water fountain that a homeless man contaminated with COVID-19, said health authorities...
Southern Governors Argue COVID-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a bold affirmation of faith during a time of widespread global pandemic, the governors of several Southern states confirmed Thursday they have exempted...