3 TEXAS CLOWNS ACCUSED OF TERRORIST PLOT FOR PLANNING TO THROW CREAM PIES AT DONALD TRUMP DURING RALLY
Three militant clowns were arrested this morning in Houston by the FBI anti-terrorist squad and accused of planning a “pie attack” against Donald Trump during...
Tucker Carlson Is White America’s Shepherd, They Shall Not Want. His Rod And His Staff Shall Comfort Them.
Tucker Carlson had a batshit segment last night. (Evergreen statement, we know.) Here's part of it: TUCKER CARLSON: To Americans who want to live as...
PC Culture Run Amok: This Fat White Boy Was Expelled Just For Getting Fully Nude On The School Bus To Change Into His Dashiki
Every single day, the SJW cuck armada tries to enforce a new rule about what Americans “can” or “can’t” do in this country. But this...
Church Adds Laugh Track After Pastor’s Jokes
HILLSDALE, IA—Christ Church of the Hills live-streams their sermons every Sunday. One thing that is missing, though, is audience laughter at all of the pastor's...
New Program Helps People Of Color Adopt A White Liberal To Speak On Their Behalf
MENLO PARK, CA—A new nonprofit organization is teaming up with app developers to help people of color find and adopt white liberals to speak for...
MY NAME IS TRUMP, KING OF KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- … STOP LAUGHING, IT’S NOT FUNNY!
Donald Trump is so bad at everything, including manifesting his obvious desire to be a tinpot dictator with tiny hands and a body that is...
Religious, Political Material Removed from Indiana Teacher’s Classroom
Religious and political materials were recently removed by school officials from the classroom of Mike Hosinki in Elkhart, Ind., who is a long-time Jim-Town High...
Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his wife/cousin/sister Janine are on the outs again. That’s because Janine says she’s “sick and...
ARIZONA TAXIDERMIST ARRESTED FOR STUFFING HIS DEAD WIFE AND KEEPING HER ON A COUCH IN HIS LIVING ROOM
Flagstaff, Arizona--A man was arrested this morning by deputies of the Coconino County Sheriff’s Office for illegally stuffing the body of his deceased wife and...