Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border
By James Schlarmann January 11, 2021. America’s most bitterly public divorce just got, somehow, even more testy. That’s because outgoing lame duck one-term President Donald...
Why Some Evangelicals Reject Trump And Look For Different Approaches To Politics
In 2016, 81% of white evangelicals voted for Donald Trump, but support for the president has been dropping in recent months. One Pastor is even...
TRUMP LEFT BEHIND UNPAID $1 MILLION MCDONALD’S TAB FOR BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Presidential transitions take time, and as such, it can be months into a new administration when the public is made aware of...
Outgoing President Trump Sues Math
Philadelphia, PA - In the most ambitious yet of a series of lawsuits aimed at overturning the results of this month's election, President Donald Trump’s...
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
Any major change in life always requires a bit of getting used to, and according to a new report, it seems that is especially true...
Closest McDonald’s Franchise to the White House Files Bankruptcy
By Adam Hawkes CAPITOL HILL — McDonald’s general manager, Richard Reid, says with the former president leaving the White House, the restaurants future looks bleak....
Newsmax May Not Destroy Fox News, but Will Annoy the Shit Out of It
The fringe right-wing cable network finally took the Fox News behemoth down a peg, but how long will it actually last? After years of cultivating...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three weeks...
Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the Biden transition team officially served outgoing one-term, permanently impeached lame duck President Donald J. Trump with official eviction papers that...