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TRUMP PLANS TO HAVE A STATUE ERECTED OF HIMSELF SITTING ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A CONFEDERATE GENERAL

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate … Read More

3 TEXAS CLOWNS ACCUSED OF TERRORIST PLOT FOR PLANNING TO THROW CREAM PIES AT DONALD TRUMP DURING RALLY

Three militant clowns were arrested this morning in Houston by the FBI anti-terrorist squad and accused of planning a “pie attack” against Donald Trump during one of the President’s campaign … Read More

Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives A Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”

by James Schlarmann WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man — who somehow managed to get access to America’s nuclear launch codes — held another daily press conference … Read More