Hi, I’m The Chinese Spy Balloon! Please Continue Going About Your Day, Citizens!
Hello! I’m the Chinese spy balloon and I can see everything you’re doing! Especially you, Mrs. Annabelle Carcuterie of 128 Nebraska Street in Wichita. I...
Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden has expressed misgivings about some of the duties...
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn’t Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Hey, does everybody remember Donald Trump's theory of exercise? Namely, that you shouldn't do it, because it will deplete your body of all its energy and resources...
TRUMP LEFT BEHIND UNPAID $1 MILLION MCDONALD’S TAB FOR BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Presidential transitions take time, and as such, it can be months into a new administration when the public is made aware of...
Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the Biden transition team officially served outgoing one-term, permanently impeached lame duck President Donald J. Trump with official eviction papers that...
Trump Supporters Sure Have Some Messed Up Inauguration Day Plans
In one month, to the day, Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States of America. I believe this,...
Forced Birth Group Super Mad Facebook Won’t Let Them Tell Ridiculous Lies
Making shit up is nothing new to the Susan B. Anthony List. After all, the entire premise of their organization — that Susan B. Anthony...
First Presidential Debate Cold Open – SNL
Chris Wallace (Beck Bennett) moderates the first presidential debate between Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) and Joe Biden (Jim Carrey).
FORMER JOE BIDEN STAFFER SAYS EX-BOSS FONDLED CAT INAPPROPRIATELY IN ‘SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MANNER’
A former Senate staffer has officially accused Joe Biden of fondling her cat in a ‘sexually explicit manner’ reports the Washington Herald. Elana Horwitz, 46,...