Charlie Kirk Something Something NO GAY POEMS ON BATTLESHIPS!
The great thing about white weirdos like Charlie Kirk is that it is technically not ever necessary to try to find out the context of...
At Our Last Klan Rally, Tucker Carlson Promised Me He Isn’t Racist
By James Schlarmann The following editorial was submitted by Fritz Palumbozo, a self-described white nationalist and writer for The Dan Bongino Show. Mr. Palumbozo is...
Laura Ingraham Knows What Causes Mass Shootings, It’s Kids These Days Smoking Doobies With Their Brothers
Fox News sure does have a good racket going on. It's like that scene in 101 Dalmatians where all the puppies are obsessed with the...
January 6 Hearing Ratings Were Massive So Bannon Claims They’re Rigged Just like the polls were rigged against David Purdue, right Bannon?
By John Amato — June 12, 2022 In the world of MAGA, everything is rigged against them. Every crime they commit is really a false claim. Every lie...
Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”
By James Schlarmann Ben Shapiro can’t find his wife’s clitoris, and most nights he absolutely refuses to do so. However, according to Mr. Shapiro, his...
9 Signs You’re Watching Too Much Fox News
1. You give your wife the "Tucker Carlson" look while she's talking. If you've ever gotten in trouble for staring at your wife with Carlson's...
Fox Attacks Sen. Duckworth, A Disabled Vet, For Using Vet Benefits
Fox News faced backlash over the weekend due to a report about Sen. Tammy Duckworth's taxes. In a column on Sunday, Fox News writer Dom...
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn’t Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Hey, does everybody remember Donald Trump's theory of exercise? Namely, that you shouldn't do it, because it will deplete your body of all its energy and resources...
Jesus, Peter Doocy Is Dumb
By Evan HurstJuly 15, 2021 10:00 AM Got another one for your Jen Psaki Dickpunches Peter Doocy file, which is obviously a file you are...