8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism
By James Schlarmann May 20, 2021 A new poll in Crosslight Monthly, a magazine written by and for members of the Ku Klux Klan shows...
Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle
By James Schlarmann, April 15, 2021 NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The International Institute of Finding and Labeling Racists has determined that as of the...
Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”
By James Schlarmann VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a segment on Fox & Morons this morning that...
Tucker Carlson: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Tucker Carlson is admired by white nationalists, elected officials, and maybe some of your relatives or coworkers. Given that he has the ear of so...
Fox News Host: Maybe the Las Vegas Shooter Just “Didn’t Believe in God”
This morning, on Fox & Friends, host Ainsley Earhardt offered her theory as to the motives of the man who killed 59 and injured several...
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
By James Schlarmann VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was...
Newsmax May Not Destroy Fox News, but Will Annoy the Shit Out of It
The fringe right-wing cable network finally took the Fox News behemoth down a peg, but how long will it actually last? After years of cultivating...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three weeks...
Jon Ossoff brilliantly turns the tables on a Fox News reporter who tried to corner him
Here's a day-brightener if you needed one: Jon Ossoff flipping the script on Fox News' nepotism hire, Peter Doocy, turning the would-be "gotcha" interview into a...