Trojan Name New Ultra-Thin Skin Condom after Donald Trump
Trojan, the world leader in modern condom technology, announced today the company has developed the world’s thinnest-skin condom to date, and will market the new...
Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”
Christ told the reporters in attendance at today’s briefing that he was “outraged, incensed, and enraged” by reports that Osteen’s church had applied for, and...
Pope Francis Worried About Job Security After Butting Heads With New God
VATICAN CITY—Expressing his frustration with ongoing tensions at work, Pope Francis admitted Tuesday that he had started worrying about his job security after repeatedly butting...
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys...
GRETA THUNBERG: “CORONAVIRUS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE PLANET SINCE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE”
Greta Thunberg the young Swedish environmental activist surprised many this week with shocking claims on the coronavirus. The young activist who is internationally known for...
POLICE SHUT DOWN CHRISTMAS MALL KIOSK AFTER INTOXICATED SANTA, MRS. CLAUS AND ELF HAD THREESOME IN PUBLIC
An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public. Zanesville police intervened...
Trump 2020: The Trump Vaccine
Trump Steaks. Trump Taj Mahal. Trump Ice. And now, the Trump Vaccine. His legacy of success continues...
Student Loses Scholarship Over Political Correctness Class Requirement
JANESVILLE, Wisconsin – Chalk up one more victory for liberal fascism. Judy Pierrot was thrilled when Hanswurst University, her ‘first choice school,’ accepted her for...
Trump Administration to Launch “Black Beans Matter” Campaign
[caption id="attachment_768" align="alignnone" width="768"] President Donald John Trump owning snooty liberals by supporting Mexican food brand “Goya” after years of caging immigrant children and referring...