The Latest Evil Immigrant Scheme: Illegal Aliens Are TEAMING UP To Produce MICRO-ILLEGALS That Are Small Enough To Run RIGHT THROUGH An ICE Agent’s LEGS!
Patriots, you are not safe: EVIL immigrants have come up with another twisted scheme to worm their way into the MAGNIFICENT United States of America....
Protecting The Consumer: Pringles Will Now Require Two-Step Verification In Order To Open Their Cans
Okay, this is a massive win for consumer safety standards. By embracing digital technology, one of America’s most beloved brands is going the extra mile...
Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents
LAC DU SAUCISSE PETIT, MICHIGAN -- The controversy over an ESPN host's tweets that called President Donald Trump, among other things, "the most ignorant, offensive...
MOUNT RUSHMORE: GREENPEACE ACTIVIST RESCUED AFTER GETTING STUCK IN THEODORE ROOSEVELT’S NOSTRIL
National Park Service rangers rescued an environmental activist from a very delicate position this morning with the help of the South Dakota National Guard: the...
Rittenhouse Judge Asks Jury to End Deliberations So He and Kyle Can Attend Proud Boy Meeting
By James Schlarmann November 17, 2021 KENOSHA, WISCONSIN — Judge Bruce Schroeder and accused vigilante double-murderer Kyle Rittenhouse have a Proud Boy meeting to attend...
Data Indicates Brandon Gets Shit Done and Trump Didn’t Do Shit
Newly released data from the National Institute of Looking Into This Sorta Thing doesn’t have much good news for a certain twice-forever impeached president who...
SAUDI RELIGIOUS POLICE CRACKS DOWN ON MAJOR PORK SMUGGLING RING: 319 ARRESTS, 27 TONS OF BACON SEIZED
Thousands of police officers were mobilized this morning in Saudi Arabia for a massive operation against a large pork smuggling network, arresting 319 suspects and...
NO, I’M NOT DRESSED AS MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE FOR HALLOWEEN. I’M JUST A HORSE.
You will have to look far and wide for someone that loves Halloween more than I do. Of all the holidays we celebrate here, Halloween...
TRUMP: “ASHLI BABBITT WAS THE HOTTEST NAZI BABE I’VE SEEN SINCE MY OWN IVANKA”
This weekend, former one term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump recorded a special video in tribute to fallen MAGA martyr and domestic terrorist...