Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain
ByJames Schlarmann If there is one thing that everyone knows about the crotch-fruit of Donald Trump, it’s that they absolutely loathe and despise any form...
UKRAINIAN MAN CLAIMING TO HAVE BEEN VLADIMIR PUTIN’S SEX SLAVE FOR 3 YEARS KILLED IN KIYV BOMBING
34-year old Volodymyr Karpenko, a financial and trade consultant who spent several years in Moscow working for the Kremlin, publicly accused Vladimir Putin in 2021...
DeSantis Accuses God of Being ‘Reverse Racist’ Because There Aren’t White People in the Bible
By James Schlarmann Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has not indicated one way or the other whether he intends to seek his party’s presidential nomination...
Don Jr and Eric Are Learning to Count So They Can Take Over as Trump.Org’s Accountants
By James Schlarmann Since he left office in January of last year, Donald Trump’s business has been inundated with legal troubles. Both the State and...
Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI — Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in...
Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden has expressed misgivings about some of the duties...
NEW JERSEY MAN OBTAINS RIGHT TO MARRY HIS DEAD MOTHER AFTER AN 8-YEAR LEGAL BATTLE
The New Jersey Supreme Court rendered a controversial judgment this morning, allowing a man from Trenton to legally marry his dead mother. In a split...
Brave, Maskless Patriot Would Rather Be Arrested Than Leave McDonald’s Without His McNuggets
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — At the time of publication, right-wing podcaster and self-described “Mega MAGA Patriot” Jethro Bohiggins is still in a tense, armed...
The Latest Evil Immigrant Scheme: Illegal Aliens Are TEAMING UP To Produce MICRO-ILLEGALS That Are Small Enough To Run RIGHT THROUGH An ICE Agent’s LEGS!
Patriots, you are not safe: EVIL immigrants have come up with another twisted scheme to worm their way into the MAGNIFICENT United States of America....