Protecting The Consumer: Pringles Will Now Require Two-Step Verification In Order To Open Their Cans
Okay, this is a massive win for consumer safety standards. By embracing digital technology, one of America’s most beloved brands is going the extra mile...
TEXAS: CANNIBAL DEATH ROW INMATE IS DENIED HIS DEMAND FOR A HUMAN MEAT STEAK AS HIS LAST MEAL
A man condemned in 2007 for killing and eating 13 people and set to be executed by lethal injection this afternoon was denied his special...
MOUNT RUSHMORE: GREENPEACE ACTIVIST RESCUED AFTER GETTING STUCK IN THEODORE ROOSEVELT’S NOSTRIL
National Park Service rangers rescued an environmental activist from a very delicate position this morning with the help of the South Dakota National Guard: the...
SAUDI RELIGIOUS POLICE CRACKS DOWN ON MAJOR PORK SMUGGLING RING: 319 ARRESTS, 27 TONS OF BACON SEIZED
Thousands of police officers were mobilized this morning in Saudi Arabia for a massive operation against a large pork smuggling network, arresting 319 suspects and...
‘Out, Out, Brief Candle!’: This Little Boy Whose Pet Gecko Passed Away Is Wailing About Losing His Only Heir
No one wants to outlive their own descendants, and we’re currently in the midst of watching someone go through one of the worst kinds of...
LOTTERY WINNER SHOWS UP NAKED FOR HIS WORK SHIFT AT WALMART WITH BOSS’S FACE TATTOOED ON HIS ASS
A Walmart employee from Cincinnati found a fairly unusual way to leave his job after winning $13,2 million at the lottery, showing up entirely naked...
AREA WOMAN ASKS JESUS TO PROTECT TRUMP. JESUS SAYS NO
Topeka, KS — Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for the safety and security of Donald Trump. Ms. Waters, a born-again evangelical Christian, asked...
MAN WHO GOT D- IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS HAS STRONG OPINIONS ON FAUCI’S PERFORMANCE
Burt Thompson is a retired off-road racer. For more than two decades, Burt raced his trucks in various competitive leagues. He never won a world...
Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job
The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories, created...