Total Alpha Move: This Man Just Let The AC Repairman Know He Would Have Fixed The AC Himself If He Knew How
Some men are just natural-born alphas, seemingly hardwired in their DNA to step up to challenges and take charge of difficult situations. Here’s a story...
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn’t Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Hey, does everybody remember Donald Trump's theory of exercise? Namely, that you shouldn't do it, because it will deplete your body of all its energy and resources...
Trump Called Himself the ‘Builder President.’ But What Did He Actually Build?
By Alissa Walker@awalkerinLA “I am the builder president — remember that,” Donald Trump told Texas governor Greg Abbott in 2017, after Hurricane Harvey walloped the Houston region in one of...
Ex-Con-Creationist Kent Hovind Arrested For ‘Bodyslamming’ His Wife (For Jesus?)
Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind, great lover of Jesus and proprietor of Dinosaur Adventure Land in Conecuh County, Alabama — a creationist theme park, "Where Dinosaurs...
Hard Work Pays Off: This Guy Who Started Smoking When He Was 12 Is Now Super Good At Smoking
If you need a role model who will teach your kids that’s it’s important to stick to your goals even when you struggle initially, look...
Suck It, New Testament: 6 Holy Books That Don’t Hold A Candle To My New Religious Text ‘Dave’s Rules’
What’s up, Dave worshippers, Dave here! Just wanted to throw together this list of so-called “holy books” that are total crapola compared to “Dave’s Rules,”...
‘Out, Out, Brief Candle!’: This Little Boy Whose Pet Gecko Passed Away Is Wailing About Losing His Only Heir
No one wants to outlive their own descendants, and we’re currently in the midst of watching someone go through one of the worst kinds of...
Jesus, Peter Doocy Is Dumb
By Evan HurstJuly 15, 2021 10:00 AM Got another one for your Jen Psaki Dickpunches Peter Doocy file, which is obviously a file you are...