Mexican garbage collectors entertain locals with freestyle wrestling
Meet Oscar Michel ‘Maicol’ and Juan Manuel ‘Zorry’, two garbage collectors in the Mexican city of Chilpancingo who spice up their waste collection route and...
LOTTERY WINNER SHOWS UP NAKED FOR HIS WORK SHIFT AT WALMART WITH BOSS’S FACE TATTOOED ON HIS ASS
A Walmart employee from Cincinnati found a fairly unusual way to leave his job after winning $13,2 million at the lottery, showing up entirely naked...
GOD BELIEVES IN ‘EVOLUTION, NOT IN MARJORIE GREENE’S HUMANITY’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — In a new interview he did with Deities Magazine, Larry “God” Schumway may have just dropped quite the bombshell on...
AREA WOMAN ASKS JESUS TO PROTECT TRUMP. JESUS SAYS NO
Topeka, KS — Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for the safety and security of Donald Trump. Ms. Waters, a born-again evangelical Christian, asked...
LOCAL KAREN REPORTS 18 SUSPICIOUS ANTIFAS ARMED WITH CLUBS UP TO GANG ACTIVITY IN LOCAL PARK
VIEJA BLANCA, CALIFORNIA — 59 year old Karen Boomerton was so alarmed by what she saw when she looked out her front window this morning...
MAN WHO GOT D- IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS HAS STRONG OPINIONS ON FAUCI’S PERFORMANCE
Burt Thompson is a retired off-road racer. For more than two decades, Burt raced his trucks in various competitive leagues. He never won a world...
Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job
The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories, created...
Starbucks Introduces New Heathen Holiday Blend For 2021
The limited-time only beverage is available in Rancid or Sludge flavors mixed with one or two scoops of yesterday's coffee grounds and is served in...
Gaetz Turned Down for High School Softball Coaching Job
ByJames Schlarmann June 8, 2021 LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA — Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-Neverland Ranch) announced earlier this year that he was considering leaving Congress...