Smart Planning: This Career Woman Froze Her Parents So They’ll Still Be Around To Babysit For Her When She Chooses To Have Kids
Balancing a full-time career while raising children can be an extreme challenge, but one ambitious individual is defying the odds and finding a way to...
Hi, I’m The Chinese Spy Balloon! Please Continue Going About Your Day, Citizens!
Hello! I’m the Chinese spy balloon and I can see everything you’re doing! Especially you, Mrs. Annabelle Carcuterie of 128 Nebraska Street in Wichita. I...
15-TON PREHISTORIC SHARK CAPTURED OFF COAST OF PAKISTAN
Karachi-- A giant prehistoric shark previously thought to be extinct for more than 20 million years has been captured by local fishermen off the coast...
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this...
Scientists Establish A Link Between Brain Damage And Religious Fundamentalism
It is important to understand the phenomenon of religious fundamentalism from a psychological and neurological perspective because religious beliefs play a massive role in driving...
Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans
By Andy Borowitz MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life,...
MAN WHO GOT D- IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS HAS STRONG OPINIONS ON FAUCI’S PERFORMANCE
Burt Thompson is a retired off-road racer. For more than two decades, Burt raced his trucks in various competitive leagues. He never won a world...
Tom Horn Says an Asteroid Will Strike Earth in 2029, Unleashing an ‘Alien Virus’ That Will Give Rise to the Antichrist
By Kyle Mantyla | April 8, 2021 2:40 pm While televangelist Jim Bakker’s daily television program has always been a repository for misinformation, baseless conspiracy...