Church Adds Laugh Track After Pastor’s Jokes
HILLSDALE, IA—Christ Church of the Hills live-streams their sermons every Sunday. One thing that is missing, though, is audience laughter at all of the pastor’s hilarious jokes. To make the … Read More
Tag: RELIGION
Religious, Political Material Removed from Indiana Teacher’s Classroom
Religious and political materials were recently removed by school officials from the classroom of Mike Hosinki in Elkhart, Ind., who is a long-time Jim-Town High School teacher. This occurred after … Read More
5 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Donald Trump
In the 1990’s, the Religious Right helped encourage Congressional Republicans to go on a moral crusade against President Bill Clinton over his clandestine affair with intern Monica Lewinsky. At the … Read More
HAIRDRESSER ARRESTED FOR MAKING VOODOO DOLLS FROM CUSTOMERS’ HAIR
A hairdresser from New-Orleans was arrested this morning and accused of using his customers’ hair to create voodoo dolls and cast curses upon them. According to the New-Orleans Police Department (NOPD), 29-year … Read More
People Are Going Back to Church in Droves Because of Pandemic
In times of great national distress, it’s common for Americans to seek solace where they can find it. Some turn to television, some turn to drugs and alcohol, but true … Read More
Southern Governors Argue COVID-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a bold affirmation of faith during a time of widespread global pandemic, the governors of several Southern states confirmed Thursday they have exempted religious services from their shelter-in-place … Read More
Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Love Thyself – Unless Thy Neighbor is a Fag
By: Jerry Wallingford As commanded by the books of Moses and recorded in Mark 12:28-34, I believe that one should love thy neighbor as thy love thyself, unless of course … Read More
God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere
HEAVEN—The CDC now recommends that everyone stay home and avoid going out as much as possible. Despite this, reports are that God is breaking quarantine and going absolutely everywhere. Hospitals, … Read More
Man Suspects Church Just Wanted Him For His Softball-Playing Skills
ABILENE TEXAS—Grace Baptist Church’s evangelical team faithfully preaches the gospel to anyone who will listen—but the team’s members say they were pressured by the church leaders to pursue local softball … Read More