House GOP Will Investigate If Biden’s Missing Docs Contained Obama’s Real Birth Certificate
By James Schlarmann--January 12, 2023 House Republicans announced today that they intend to open a congressional investigation on whether classified documents returned by aides to...
Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI — Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in...
Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices
By James Schlarmann In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden has expressed misgivings about some of the duties...
Fox News Claims Biden Can’t Save Christmas, Only Trump (did we even know that Christmas needed saving?)
By John Amato — December 24, 2021 For the last several months we have heard right-wing media screaming, "Biden is killing Christmas!" whether it's a...
Data Indicates Brandon Gets Shit Done and Trump Didn’t Do Shit
Newly released data from the National Institute of Looking Into This Sorta Thing doesn’t have much good news for a certain twice-forever impeached president who...