JESUS: “SILENCING TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ISN’T CHRISTIAN, IT’S CUNTY”
PUBLISHED ON MAY 3, 2023 BY JAMES SCHLARMANN “I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone.” In Montana, elected Republicans have...
Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.
By James Schlarmann This week, Daily Wire columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh — a devout evangelical Christian conservative — appeared on The Dr. Phil Show...
Sorry Libs, You Have to Honor The Stupid Ones on Presidents Day, Too!
The following op-ed was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a conservative commentator. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily...
Florida Bans Education
By James Schlarmann In order to protect Florida's kids from things that make their conservatives parents uncomfortable, DeSantis has banned all education in the state.
Brave, Maskless Patriot Would Rather Be Arrested Than Leave McDonald’s Without His McNuggets
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — At the time of publication, right-wing podcaster and self-described “Mega MAGA Patriot” Jethro Bohiggins is still in a tense, armed...
Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents
LAC DU SAUCISSE PETIT, MICHIGAN -- The controversy over an ESPN host's tweets that called President Donald Trump, among other things, "the most ignorant, offensive...
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
By James Schlarmann VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS — Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was...
Despondent Sean Hannity Can’t Believe the Confederacy Is Without a President Again
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — There are millions of Trump supporters all across America reeling from the stinging rebuke their Dear President received three weeks...
Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the Biden transition team officially served outgoing one-term, permanently impeached lame duck President Donald J. Trump with official eviction papers that...