Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.
By James Schlarmann This week, Daily Wire columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh — a devout evangelical Christian conservative — appeared on The Dr. Phil Show...
Charlie Kirk Something Something NO GAY POEMS ON BATTLESHIPS!
The great thing about white weirdos like Charlie Kirk is that it is technically not ever necessary to try to find out the context of...
MTG Vows to Show Baby Killing Dems She No Longer Believes Wild Conspiracy Theories
By James Schlarmann--January 30, 2023 Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) will serve on a pair of congressional committees for the next two years, which is...
January 6 Hearing Ratings Were Massive So Bannon Claims They’re Rigged Just like the polls were rigged against David Purdue, right Bannon?
By John Amato — June 12, 2022 In the world of MAGA, everything is rigged against them. Every crime they commit is really a false claim. Every lie...
Ben Shapiro: “My Wife Told Me Not to Worry If I Can’t Find Her Clitoris, Someone Can”
By James Schlarmann Ben Shapiro can’t find his wife’s clitoris, and most nights he absolutely refuses to do so. However, according to Mr. Shapiro, his...
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn’t Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Hey, does everybody remember Donald Trump's theory of exercise? Namely, that you shouldn't do it, because it will deplete your body of all its energy and resources...
GOD BELIEVES IN ‘EVOLUTION, NOT IN MARJORIE GREENE’S HUMANITY’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — In a new interview he did with Deities Magazine, Larry “God” Schumway may have just dropped quite the bombshell on...
Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”
By James Schlarmann VAPID ATTENTION WHORE, CALIFORNIA — Fox News contributing racist Tabitha Lahren said during a segment on Fox & Morons this morning that...
MyPillow Guy Gonna Be Governor Of Minnesota Just As Soon As Trump Is Re-Elected
Mike Lindell has been very busy lately. He's been out there trying to sell oleander, a well known poison, as a cure for COVID-19. He's...