Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’
In an interview on Sean Hannity’s Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump’s third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn’t...
Sorry Libs, You Have to Honor The Stupid Ones on Presidents Day, Too!
The following op-ed was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a conservative commentator. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily...
MTG Vows to Show Baby Killing Dems She No Longer Believes Wild Conspiracy Theories
By James Schlarmann--January 30, 2023 Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) will serve on a pair of congressional committees for the next two years, which is...
Eric Trump: People Hug Me ‘Every Single Day,’ Thanking God For My Dad. (No one believes this)
By Conover Kennard — July 12, 2022 Not just Donald Trump has a penchant for lying, but his offspring do, too. Except for Barron Trump,...
9 Signs You’re Watching Too Much Fox News
1. You give your wife the "Tucker Carlson" look while she's talking. If you've ever gotten in trouble for staring at your wife with Carlson's...
Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents
LAC DU SAUCISSE PETIT, MICHIGAN -- The controversy over an ESPN host's tweets that called President Donald Trump, among other things, "the most ignorant, offensive...
Fox News Claims Biden Can’t Save Christmas, Only Trump (did we even know that Christmas needed saving?)
By John Amato — December 24, 2021 For the last several months we have heard right-wing media screaming, "Biden is killing Christmas!" whether it's a...
Data Indicates Brandon Gets Shit Done and Trump Didn’t Do Shit
Newly released data from the National Institute of Looking Into This Sorta Thing doesn’t have much good news for a certain twice-forever impeached president who...
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn’t Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Hey, does everybody remember Donald Trump's theory of exercise? Namely, that you shouldn't do it, because it will deplete your body of all its energy and resources...