House GOP Will Investigate If Biden’s Missing Docs Contained Obama’s Real Birth Certificate
By James Schlarmann--January 12, 2023 House Republicans announced today that they intend to open a congressional investigation on whether classified documents returned by aides to...
Florida Bans Education
By James Schlarmann In order to protect Florida's kids from things that make their conservatives parents uncomfortable, DeSantis has banned all education in the state.
The Stretch Limo Of Sheep? This Sheep Is 14 Feet Long
Wealth. Sophistication. Opulence. Luxury. The stretch limousine has long been an unmistakable symbol of these qualities, and as of today, we may have finally found...
SAUDI RELIGIOUS POLICE CRACKS DOWN ON MAJOR PORK SMUGGLING RING: 319 ARRESTS, 27 TONS OF BACON SEIZED
Thousands of police officers were mobilized this morning in Saudi Arabia for a massive operation against a large pork smuggling network, arresting 319 suspects and...
Eric Trump: People Hug Me ‘Every Single Day,’ Thanking God For My Dad. (No one believes this)
By Conover Kennard — July 12, 2022 Not just Donald Trump has a penchant for lying, but his offspring do, too. Except for Barron Trump,...
ARE YOU OKAY, HERSCHEL WALKER? DO YOU NEED TO FIND A POLICE MAN OR A GROWN UP?
By Liz Dye July 11, 2022, 03:15 PM We are beginning to suspect that Herschel Walker, the Republican Senate nominee from Texas Georgia may be...
Supreme Court Issues Decision Making It Easier To Carry Guns In Public
The Supreme Court has ruled that Americans have a right to carry firearms in public for self-defense, a major expansion of gun rights likely to...
Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and Don Jr ‘Disappointed’ Hunter Biden Used His Name for Personal Gain
ByJames Schlarmann If there is one thing that everyone knows about the crotch-fruit of Donald Trump, it’s that they absolutely loathe and despise any form...