ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! 2,000-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FOUND IN GREEK DUMPSTER
2,000-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FOUND IN GREEK TRASH Archaeologists in Greece were amazed this week after an ancient woman,estimated to be over 2,000 years old, was discovered...
This Rural Town is Getting Less Positive Publicity With Each Dog They Elect To Citywide Office
A community in northern Ohio is learning the hard way that too much of a good thing can turn sour. This rural town is getting...
Smart Planning: This Career Woman Froze Her Parents So They’ll Still Be Around To Babysit For Her When She Chooses To Have Kids
Balancing a full-time career while raising children can be an extreme challenge, but one ambitious individual is defying the odds and finding a way to...
Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’
In an interview on Sean Hannity’s Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump’s third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn’t...
NBC Defends Pennywise The Clown’s Harmless Slogan ‘I’m Coming For Your Children’
DERRY, ME — In the wake of public outcry over the murderous evil clown Pennywise telling the townspeople "I'm coming for your children," the local...
Go, Girl! Grandma Just Drove Her Walker Into A Display Of Pickles At The Grocery Store And Then Walked Away Like Nothing Happened
Going out in public with Grandma is always a dicey proposition, but she just did something so completely epic at Safeway that we think we’re...
I Run an Influential TikTok Account That Dehumanizes People. Why Can’t I Anonymously Ruin Lives?
The following editorial was submitted by Kraola Markyshittz. Up until very recently, Markyshittz was the anonymous account owner of “LibtardsofTikTok,” which has become very popular...
Sorry Libs, You Have to Honor The Stupid Ones on Presidents Day, Too!
The following op-ed was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a conservative commentator. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily...
Hi, I’m The Chinese Spy Balloon! Please Continue Going About Your Day, Citizens!
Hello! I’m the Chinese spy balloon and I can see everything you’re doing! Especially you, Mrs. Annabelle Carcuterie of 128 Nebraska Street in Wichita. I...