And Now For A Regular Normal Totally Not Weird Message From Marjorie Taylor Greene
Hey y'all, remember how Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is normal now, after her week of being an elder statesman establishment type who stood by...
Hi, I’m The Chinese Spy Balloon! Please Continue Going About Your Day, Citizens!
Hello! I’m the Chinese spy balloon and I can see everything you’re doing! Especially you, Mrs. Annabelle Carcuterie of 128 Nebraska Street in Wichita. I...
House GOP Will Investigate If Biden’s Missing Docs Contained Obama’s Real Birth Certificate
By James Schlarmann--January 12, 2023 House Republicans announced today that they intend to open a congressional investigation on whether classified documents returned by aides to...
MTG Vows to Show Baby Killing Dems She No Longer Believes Wild Conspiracy Theories
By James Schlarmann--January 30, 2023 Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) will serve on a pair of congressional committees for the next two years, which is...
15-TON PREHISTORIC SHARK CAPTURED OFF COAST OF PAKISTAN
Karachi-- A giant prehistoric shark previously thought to be extinct for more than 20 million years has been captured by local fishermen off the coast...
Jesus, Firewood, Murder: A True Story
My wife and I went to a local wood yard to pick up firewood, as we normally do this time of year. It’s a massive...
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this...
Scientists Establish A Link Between Brain Damage And Religious Fundamentalism
It is important to understand the phenomenon of religious fundamentalism from a psychological and neurological perspective because religious beliefs play a massive role in driving...
Why creationism bears all the hallmarks of a conspiracy theory
Many people around the world looked on aghast as they witnessed the harm done by conspiracy theories such as QAnon and the myth of the...