Area Bigfoot enthusiasts hunt for proof
Bigfoot researcher Amy Bue calls herself a “hopeful skeptic.” “I’m not a 100 percent believer,” the 52-year-old language arts teacher, writer and editor from Youngstown...
Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s no big secret on the Hill; pro-MAGA politicians dislike Dr. Anthony Fauci. Yesterday, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) got into a heated...
BURGLAR SUES HOMEOWNER AFTER BEING RAPED BY GERMAN SHEPHERDS WHILE STUCK IN HOUSE’S PET DOOR
A young home invader arrested after calling the police himself to report he was being raped by his victim’s dogs, has filed an $850,000 lawsuit...
TEENAGER SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $250,000 FOR NAMING HIM GAYLORD
A 17-year old boy from Missouri has launched a civil lawsuit against his parents for naming him Gaylord as a child, a name which allegedly...
MAN SUES HIS PARENTS FOR $1.8M FOR DRESSING HIM UP AS A GIRL UNTIL HE WAS 14
A young man from San Francisco launched a controversial civil lawsuit against his parents this morning, demanding $1,857,250 in financial compensation for being raised as...
Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While it’s not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted Cruz went for a swim in the Potomac river last night,...
Man in MAGA Hat Burning Cross Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’
By James Schlarmann February 5, 2021 WALLACE, GEORGIA — A man in a MAGA hat burning a cross on the lawn of his black neighbor...
Scientists Establish A Link Between Brain Damage And Religious Fundamentalism
It is important to understand the phenomenon of religious fundamentalism from a psychological and neurological perspective because religious beliefs play a massive role in driving...
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
Any major change in life always requires a bit of getting used to, and according to a new report, it seems that is especially true...