MOUNT RUSHMORE: GREENPEACE ACTIVIST RESCUED AFTER GETTING STUCK IN THEODORE ROOSEVELT’S NOSTRIL
National Park Service rangers rescued an environmental activist from a very delicate position this morning with the help of the South Dakota National Guard: the...
Rittenhouse Judge Asks Jury to End Deliberations So He and Kyle Can Attend Proud Boy Meeting
By James Schlarmann November 17, 2021 KENOSHA, WISCONSIN — Judge Bruce Schroeder and accused vigilante double-murderer Kyle Rittenhouse have a Proud Boy meeting to attend...
Data Indicates Brandon Gets Shit Done and Trump Didn’t Do Shit
Newly released data from the National Institute of Looking Into This Sorta Thing doesn’t have much good news for a certain twice-forever impeached president who...
Lauren Boebert Called Out For Her Outrageous Defense of Gosar
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, an unhinged, fast-talking Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) stood on the House floor and defended fellow white nationalist Republican Paul Gosar of...