LOCAL KAREN REPORTS 18 SUSPICIOUS ANTIFAS ARMED WITH CLUBS UP TO GANG ACTIVITY IN LOCAL PARK
VIEJA BLANCA, CALIFORNIA — 59 year old Karen Boomerton was so alarmed by what she saw when she looked out her front window this morning...
NFL’s Carolina Panthers Officially Changes Their Name to Carolina Black Panthers
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina – The NFL has officially signed off on a name change request from the Carolina Panthers franchise, allowing the team to move...
NASCAR Fans Roar Approval As Wealthy Coastal Elitist Pretends To Care About Their Culture
DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA — Not everyone in attendance at the Daytona 500 this past weekend were supporters of his, but when a wealthy, coastal elite...
Man Suspects Church Just Wanted Him For His Softball-Playing Skills
ABILENE TEXAS—Grace Baptist Church’s evangelical team faithfully preaches the gospel to anyone who will listen—but the team’s members say they were pressured by the church...